Monday, December 17, 2007

Xmas in June

Let's move Xmas to June. Think about it. Its perfect.

  1. (Green angle) You don't have to cut down a tree. Just by a nice shrub and you could power the lights by solar energy (very green!)
  2. (Obesity angle) You could work off all of the "bad food" the next day doing yard work.
  3. (Harmony angle) You and your spouse wouldn't get stressed about the need to spend money on all of the presents while hassling with snow filled parking lots, winter conditions, lack of sun shine, and tax time looming
  4. (Economy angle) Turkey farmers would see a fiscal boom in the summer too when everyone bought a Turkey for dinner. We all know that no one is really psyched about Turkey dinners two months in a row. Heck, half of us go for "the ham" at Xmas just because we are sick of leftovers.
  5. (Harmony angle) The kids can play with their toys OUTSIDE.
  6. (Festive angle) Hey, we still got Thanksgiving, New Years, and Valentines day all in a few months anyways. Its not like we are missing out on a chance to party
  7. (Travel angle) Winter travel for Xmas means more canceled flights. Not so in June.
  8. (Labor angle) The kids are out of school. Give them the shopping list and let them do it for us while we work.
go ahead....add you own reasons but you gotta admit, I have a point.

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