Some things should never go into production. This ring pistol would have to be one of them.
I am wondering what comments might have been included in the manual for this ring.
- Do NOT shake hands while gun is loaded
- Playing handball while wearing this ring may reduce competition
- Ring not suitable for engagement purposes
- Sneezing or coughing may cause death
- Bullets sold separately
- Not suitable for hunting
- Please drink responsibly, i.e not while wearing this ring
- Notice to Clowns: Please remove this ring before making balloon animals
- Petting animals while wearing this ring may be misconstrued as "animal cruelty" and can lead to undo legal costs and trauma.
- Please remove ring before using restroom facilities.
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