When France and Scandinavia collide, we pay!

Want to confuse the French and confound Scandinavians?

Where am I going with this? Well you can "raise a barn" (Scandinavian origin) while you "raze a lot" (French origin) next door. Confused? Imagine how someone learning English (we should call it American) feels? Yikes.

Conversation heard in a bathroom;
"Hey Jose, we are razing a barn at my house this weekend. Want to help?"
"Sure, I will bring my nail gun."
"Nail gun? We are razing it, not raising it. Bring your backhoe."
......flush...slam

So wrong.....

How to wear a yellow cavern.

Just for the record, I am not a big Pokemon fan but I saw this pic and had to make it mine.

Two things strike me about this picture:

1) You know that guys wants to kick that furry little creatures (known as Picachew) @ss for getting in this embarrassing photo.

2) (more importantly) How the heck does the person in the costume see out of the thing? The eyes are too far apart and the mouth is about 3 feet off the ground! I am convinced they hired a midget if you look at the arm placement which means, yes, the mouth must be where they are looking out of. That is just wrong. The midget must feel like he or she is wearing a yellow cavern. There is enough room in the head to hang a big screen TV!

I am sorry but this just kills me.....

Bodily Functions now Wii Games!

I just dont' know what to say about this other than I have to share it.

Yes, it is a game for the Wii call Super Pii Brothers.
Yes, it allows you to simulate peeing....

"According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing."

The question I have to ask myself is, will I buy the game? I can't imagine I would get to play for long as it would make me have to go. Perhaps this game would be best played in the bathroom.

From a pure entrepreneurial standpoint, what group of geniuses stood in a room and said, "Yes! That's it! Let design a game around bodily functions. It will sell like hotcakes." Twenty bucks says this company is NOT VC backed.

What next? Vomitorama? Colostomy bag toss? Thank God they don't make an addon that emits smells.

(man, my sleep is going to be disturbed tonite!)