Pizza Slicing Perfected

German engineers announced recently that they have developed the world's most precise pizza slicers. It is expected that this device will be available for purchase by the general public some time in the next quarter.

Early testing shows the device to be highly effective on large pizzas although some complaints were received about the slicers effectiveness on small and medium size pizzas, especially those with anchovies as it seems the small fish bones gum up the works.

Company officials declined comment....