SPAM email I like!

I get a lot of SPAM email. Its the nature of being in the computer security field. You test against sites most people wouldn't touch with a ten foot Ethernet cable.

I have to admit though, some SPAM I LIKE. For example the newsletters Victoria's Secret sends me. I bought some clothes online for my fiance a couple years ago and now I get "gifts" every few weeks in the form of emails.

(ok, its a semi-lecherous post but its only an email and it makes me think of my finance' so technically, I'm safe!)

Duck or is that Horse?

With respect to park statues, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

So by deduction, if both rear legs are in the air, the person died by getting kicked in the head!

Thinking about God

• What religion does God practice?
• Does God have a gender?
• Does God like Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts or Gevalia?
• What year is it in heaven?
• What type of printer does God have? Does he have a laptop?
• Does God use Windows or Linux?
• Does God need to backup his data?
• Does God record us on Tivo when he is building other planets?
• If God is a woman, is she pre or post menopausal? Does she wear a bra?
  
• Does God have orgasms? With who? (it would seem weird that we can but God couldn't)
• Does God have a cellphone? Does it roam?
• How many Gb's of space is there on God's ipod?
  
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