Thinking about God

• What religion does God practice?
• Does God have a gender?
• Does God like Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts or Gevalia?
• What year is it in heaven?
• What type of printer does God have? Does he have a laptop?
• Does God use Windows or Linux?
• Does God need to backup his data?
• Does God record us on Tivo when he is building other planets?
• If God is a woman, is she pre or post menopausal? Does she wear a bra?
  
• Does God have orgasms? With who? (it would seem weird that we can but God couldn't)
• Does God have a cellphone? Does it roam?
• How many Gb's of space is there on God's ipod?
  
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